Thursday, February 26, 2009

Input-s-s-s-s-s from the interWEB

I have just received a disturbing communication from a gentle-(fill_in_the_blank) wondering why this HU hasn't been installed. To encourage our dear dear Bennitto he had requested I post this happy happy joy joy image... see below.

To Further add... there are steps being taken to get this shite going...

Chris @ Work says: oh btw, i went to Canadian Tire n bought wire strippers (those good auto-adjusting ones) and cable ties, so there's some progress for you


Either way lets see when this will happen and how it will blow up in Bennitto's face... tick tock tick tock...


Day 6 - 2009 02 26

So instead of working and/or soldering the harness Bennitto spent good part of the day search for Yoda Porn and other items that may be offensive to women and/or degrading AKA reality.

Items in our e-searches included:

- Animated Yoda doing Animated Sheep
- Yoda performing cunnilingus on Queen Amadilio??!?!
- And an awesome piece of publication
- Some EMO queer... i think he is so queer its uber queer.

Not only that but i was blamed with the "hebrew comeback". Which entailed me taking him off-course and preventing him from work and soldering the goddamn alpine 9886 harness.

In any case the following is really an eye opener...

Intermission - Sexy Time

As i wait here with mr winkles, i think its time for the well awaited Intermission.

Since we cannot hear this in its un tish un tish glory we have to rely on this wedio to entertain us.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Day 5 - 2009 02 25

So I have been assured for the sake of Alpine and the WORLD that it will be done Friday... see below:


• Me • Indie "This Guy" Android says: so i bet you will not have it done by the weekend
• Me • Indie "This Guy" Android says: so maybe give me the shit tomrorow
Chris @ Home says: probably
Chris @ Home says: i want to do it though
Chris @ Home says: satisfaction
• Me • Indie "This Guy" Android says: it will be like 2 million days past return date and with your luck something will be busted
Chris @ Home says: plus i can get high off soldering fumes
Chris @ Home says: friday afternoon i will do it, usually i can slack off then
Chris @ Home says: just really fucking busy at work, goddamn Legal Aid hassling me all the time
• Me • Indie "This Guy" Android says: you should fuck them
Chris @ Home says: so i have to juggle ordering parts, building, delivering, picking up defectives, fixing, invoicing, all by myself
Chris @ Home says: sucks ass
Chris @ Home says: i would rather suck ass


As this will be witness and i will be heading to Bennitto's work Friday Evening it will be either Alpine Harness done, or someone as promised will be eating my hot hairy ass.





GIDDY UP.

Day 3-5 - 2009 02 23-25

So far no solder and no protogay action for Alpine 9886. Alpine thinks it was better off up high stacked up at Poorbuy's shelf.

I IS SAD. (see Below)



Bennitto has lots of excuses n shit...

- I have no light
- It is not comfortable
- I maybe gay.

etc etc.

Nothing solid for the Alpine Unit. Poor 9886.

I think i will have to solder this harness so it can be popped into the ricecake. I will have to pick it up from him Thursday so i can solder the harness for HIS enjoyment... borderline gay here.

Day 2 - 2009 02 22

So Mr. Bennitto decided to upgrade to the 9886 after reading about it over the interweb that you have disable this and that to get his pebblepod going.

Bada Boom Bada Bing.

Surprisingly enough he rushed over to POORBUY and swapped the 9884 for a 9886 and i got confirmation.

Hopefully the HU will be in by Monday Night (Little did i know).

Day 1 - 2009 02 21

Chris was dumb enough to leave his car unlocked so he got his hollow sounding pioneer stolen alongside GPS and the gay LCD Screen.

We went to PHUTURESHOPPEE and POOPBUY and 1996audiovideo to check out Pioneer and Alpine HU's.

Bennitto was stuck on Pioneer but quickly changed the tune as he realised how superior Alpine was.



Pioneers were gay enough to have barely any buttons on the HU and looked like they were designed by Data from TNG.

9884 and 9886 were the two choices as Bennitto wanted cd capability but oddly 9886 with OEL style display did not read the GAYPOD.







We tried all three stores and many many troubleshooting by people we bought the 9884.

Bennito later found why it didn't work so he would go later and exchange it for the 9886 for a bit more cashola.